One night a few weeks after I’d locked myself out, I woke up with a start and discovered that someone was in my bedroom! Can you imagine what a shock that was? I turned on the lamp and picked it up in order to defend myself. It was Dan. He was so drunk he could hardly stand up – he was trying to say something too me about “how much” but I couldn’t understand a word, his speech was so slurred. Then he collapsed on the bed and started to snore. I left him to it and went off in a huff to sleep in the guest room.